Union Busting 101: Step 3 - Deny, Deny, Deny!

Welcome, aspiring union-busting extraordinaire! You've reached Step 3 of our comprehensive guide to crushing your employees' spirits. Today, we'll cover the art of Deny, Deny, Deny! – a time-tested technique for dismissing your workers' concerns without actually addressing them.

Deny, Deny, Deny! – A Step-by-Step Guide

  1. Step 4: Offer a Counter-Proposal That's Just as Unappealing
  2. Step 2: Pretend to Listen, but Actually Just Hear, Hear, Hear
  3. Step 1: Ignore Your Union Reps (They Won't Notice, Will They?)

Remember, the key to mastering Deny, Deny, Deny! is to remain committed, yet unyielding. Your employees will be eating out of the palm of your hand in no time!

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